JamesOtis is drunk. On 5 oz of wine.

Not only is he drunk, but has made a number of important self discoveries.

1. He does not have an inner child.
2. His inner cave man is delighted to discover that he has more than 5 (counted on both hands) emotions.
3. His inner caveman is presently dancing around a good medicine campfire wearing a ceremonial robe.

Tonight’s post is sponsored by ex-girlfriend Lori (aka Loir) and YellowTail’s Riesling.